I can barely walk today and it’s all Lindsey’s fault.  Her 10-year high school reunion is coming up next month and she wanted to get in shape for all the pictures that are sure to be taken.   At least, that’s what she says.  It’s either that or she wants to look hot for an old flame.  At this point, I’m too sore to care either way.  But the reunion was the main impetus for us joining a gym.  Joining a gym meant that we got a free 1-hour session with a trainer.  We didn’t even work out for the entire hour but it felt like 10.  You think you’re in decent shape but then you do some squats and OH MY GOD MUSCLES I DIDN’T KNOW I HAD WERE THROBBING.

And then for some reason afterwards Lindsey signed up for 16 more sessions!  She’s going to be paying for someone to torture her!  Man, this ex of hers must have been seriously HOT!